Green Lantern
#147 (2nd) vs. GL #79 (3rd) (The Lock up) By
Sula Feff Green Lantern (3rd)
#79 Writer: Ron Marz Artist: Darryl Banks Inker : Romeo Tanghal "Hard
Time" Page 1 - This issue starts
with a five panel shot page showing Radu climbing some stairs with a letter in
hand, marked "next day air... urgent". On panel four, Radu is knocking
on a door marked "3R" and calling out to Kyle because the package is
for him. Last panel shows Radu's face in the light of the opened door, the word
bubbles read,"...uh...uh...". End of page one. Page
2 - Four panels, with Donna answering the door to Kyle's apartment. Basically
the dialogue consists of Donna telling Radu that Kyle's not home. Radu gives Donna
the package and leaves. Page 3 - 6 panels
that consist of Donna putting the envelope on the table where Kyle's lamp is,
yawning and heading back to sleep. The only words on this page are,"ohhh... back
to sleep." As she turns her back, a yellow streak of light flashes out of
the lantern, then vanishes again. Page 4
- a one panel page, depicting Kyle flying to the Slabside Maximum Security Penitentiary,
which is generally referred to as just the Slab. There are a few caption type
boxes here, which I'm presuming are Kyle's thoughts. He's basically describing
the local and some of the history of the Slab. He compares it to Arkham, but for
guys who can wreck city blocks. Then says it's where all the freaks and psychos
and monsters too dangerous to keep anywhere else are kept!? What? Okay, I'm just
typing what I'm reading here, but personally I think that description's a little
off-key. Page 5 - a five panel page. This
has a priceless conversation between Kyle and warden Dunahy of the Slab. This
takes place on the rooftop, Dunahy's standing there with a pair of guards as Kyle
lands. Kyle, "Okay... so who's in charge?" Dunahy, "I am.
And YOU are?" Kyle, "Green Lantern. The RING's a dead giveaway.
Who're you?" Dunahy, "Dunahy. The warden. Federal brought me in
to keep a tight lid on this place. I don't need YOUR presence to do it. My men
and I can HANDLE this situation without interference from YOU PEOPLE."
Kyle, "I assume by YOU PEOPLE, you mean heroes like me, but I'll let that
one SLIDE. As for your SITUATION, from what I hear you've got an escaped super-powered
lunatic named Sonar freeing the REST of the goons in this place and whipping them
into a FRENZY." Kyle, "THAT'S your situation. I'm here to give you
a HAND." Dunahy, "We don't WANT it. We don't NEED it."
Kyle, "Look. I don't know why you're giving me this 'TUDE, and frankly, I
don't CARE. I'm offering you help. If I were YOU, I'd take me up on it.
Needless to say, this conversation conveys most
of the problems I see in the character of Kyle Rayner and the weaknesses in the
definition of that character. Of course this is only just, IMO. But
to continue (and it is an effort): Page
6 - a six panel page, basically Kyle is trying to convince the warden to let him
handle the situation. There's some interesting depth to Kyle's characterization
here, let me present to you the dialogue and thoughts that appear on this page.
I will italicize Kyle's thoughts to differentiate between the spoken and unspoken
word. Kyle, "I'm the one who BROUGHT sonar here. I took him down in the
FIRST place... I can do it AGAIN." Kyle, "No sense in mentioning
I couldn't have done it without FLASH's help. Or that Sonar tore up HALF the upper
west side in the process. DETAILS." Kyle, "You're NEW to the
job, Dunahy. You want to look GOOD to the media and your superiors. Now THIS THING
blows up in your face. I'M your solution. I'm volunteering to go in. I nab Sonar,
YOU take credit for sending me in, and you're a GENIUS. Sonar SPLATTERS me, you
disavow me as a loose cannon you didn't invite. Either way, YOU WIN." [[[
God this is bad, if there are any English student here, surely I don't need to
point out the glaring flaws from the above. Heck, the second last sentence doesn't
even make SENSE!! Who was the editor on this book... let's see... oh well look,
it's Kevin Dooley! ]]] Kyle, "Listen to ME, full of confidence."
Kyle, "So what do you SAY, warden? All I'm looking to do is get Sonar LOCKED
DOWN and keep anybody from getting KILLED. For YOU, nothing to lose and everything
to gain." Kyle, "Rather be with DONNA today." Kyle,
"Warden? HELLO? Anybody in there?" Dunahy, "Fine. We'll try
it YOUR way." [[[ My lord! This is ridiculous. What kind of man, warden or
not, would put up with that kind of verbal sarcastic crap. No professional I've
ever know. Isn't trespassing on a federal prison, grounds for arrest!? Argh, I
can't take much more of this and I'm only on page SIX!! ]]] Kyle, "Attaboy.
Just fill me in on the DETAILS... {yawn} ... and I'll go get him." Dunahy,
"BORING you?" Kyle, "Not at all. Didn't get enough SLEEP. Please...
go ahead" Page 7 - a four panel page.
Kyle's enters the prison interior following the warden's directions to where the
escaped cons are holding-up. We're also told they don't know HOW Sonar got out.
Then we're told in a few words that Sonar's transformed himself, making him better
and stronger, by turning his own powers on himself. [[[ Uh-huh, I suppose after
it took GL & Flash to defeat him the first time, now we're to believe GL can
handle him alone even though he's more powerful than before? ]]] Page
8 - a four panel page where Kyle is looking at all the freed inmates, Sonar's
speaking but cannot yet be seen. We have Shrapnel, Hellgramite, Dervish, Killrock,
The Alter and Houngan. [[[ Interestingly enough, there are a pair of thought captions
that enable me to envision being applicable to the writer, Ron Marz. ]]]
Kyle, "What, you think I came here without
doing my HOMEWORK?" [[[ Why yes,
Ron, yes we do. ]]] Kyle, "Man,
talk about delusions of GRANDEUR, and these guys are eating it up."
[[[ Why yes, Ron, yes they are. ]]]
Page 9 - another four panel page. We finally get
to see the transformed Sonar. Another villianess sits at his feet, Spellbinder,
or as she's referred to in caption, "the chick". She is "doing
the Frazetta thing", as Marz puts it. [[[ Hearing a great painter like Frazetta
mentioned in this context, sort of makes me ill. ]]] Of course Kyle believes he
can take this group with little problem, but for Sonar, who's a WILD card. he
can't just wade in there and GRAB him. He needs some kind of PLAN... Kyle's actually
thinking this right before a large blue hand grabs him from behind. Page
10 - another four panel page. The hand that grabbed Kyle in the last page belongs
to Sledge. Kyle's ready to fight, but Sledge tells him to "shhh". Sledge
isn't looking for a fight with Kyle, he proclaims he can't stand the loudmouth
around the corner, who's obviously intended to be meant as Sonar. He can't STAND
the guy. [[[ Just like I can't STAND this issue, it's killing me. ]]] Page
11 - a six panel page. Here we learn Sledge wants to squash Sonar. He has a PLAN,
but he can't tell Kyle because it's secret. Sledge needs Kyle to keep the other
villains occupied so that he can get a clear shot at Sonar. This dialogue is priceless,
I have to include it. Sledge, "...I
got a PLAN. Gonna SQUASH that Sonar guy. And YOU can help me." Kyle,
" ME? I'm supposed to be the GOOD GUY." Sledge,
" SO? You're here to stop the SONAR GUY, right? We got whatcha call MUTUAL
INTERESTS. You help me with my PLAN. Your job is keep them other one's OCCUPIED
and stuff, so's I can do my PLAN. It's a DEAL, right?" Kyle,
" Well... shouldn't you tell me the PLAN first?" Sledge,
" Can't do THAT. Then it wouldn't be a SECRET no more. But don't worry. It's
a GOOD plan. REALLY." Kyle, "
Okay, sure, WHATEVER." Sledge, "
Okay, PARTNER!" The last two lines
are said as they shake hands. + + + + +
+ + + So, I'm going to take another break
now, because my brain is starting to go soft. Reading this rubbish is pure torture.
No wonder I only read this issue once and never looked at it again. I
can't believe Kyle's actually going along with Sledge's PLAN. He doesn't even
tell Kyle what the PLAN is and he STILL goes along with the plans of a convicted
criminal. Is it just me, or is Kyle/Marz a total dolt!? Page
12 - a five panel spread. Kyle takes out Shrapnel with one hit of his big ring
construct club, he's also sheathed in armor. After the telling the guards to run
he turns to face the other cons and says, "... uh-oh." [[[
Needless to say, there's even more thought captions on this page. Much as before
I could quote him word for word, but I will refrain, for nothing less than my
own state of mind. It's the usual meaningless tripe, that does nearly nothing
to advance the story in any way. ]]] Page
13 - another five panel spread. In panel one Kyle takes out Hellgramite and the
Alter with a double blast of emerald energy. Thought caption reads, "I'm
the LAST thing these guys expect..." [[[ Yeah right, a bunch of SUPER
VILLAINS would never expect a SUPER HERO to show up to stop them!? Are you kidding
me!? ]]] In the second panel Killrock and some unidentified guy with long blond
hair are wrapped up in emerald ropes. The caption reads, "... and they're
out of PRACTICE..." [[[ Just a thought, but has anyone here been to a
prison before? I have. The term PRACTICE is so inappropriate, I don't even know
where to start. There is no keeping IN or OUT of practice. This is so moronic.
Prisoners are more desperate because of the freedoms they're deprived of. If anything,
in a riot situation like this, they'd be even more dangerous than ever. Craving
those freedoms I mentioned, more than ever before. ]]] In panel three he takes
down Dervish and Hougan with a simultaneous pair of ring enhanced punches. Next
two panels have Kyle going after Sonar and Spellbinder, but WAIT. Where's Sledge?
Figures Sledge is no where to be seen, who would have thought a convicted felon
would do that? So Kyle uses some nifty ring constructed gauntlet blasters to put
the two villains "on ice". Of course since Sledge gave him the slip,
Kyle presumes the warden will blame him. [[[ How the hell would the warden even
know about that!? Is the writer even following his own logic? Oh, I forgot, this
is Marz. ]]] Page 14 - a four panel page.
Kyle's gloating over the trapped Sonar, when lo and behold, he breaks free. Or
as the caption proclaims, " -- YIKES!". Sonar blasts Kyle. Kyle's
shaken up, he's wondering if Sledge is going to show up and save him from Sonar.
That was the plan, unless the plan was to let Sonar kill that Green lantern all
along. Of course we get the caption, "I'm not too keen on it.".
[[[ But I am. Please someone end this for me already. *sigh* ]]] Page
15 - another four panel spread. Kyle's trying to whip up something to turn Sonar's
powers against him. Thought captions read, "I'M the one who needs a plan
here. I'm an ARTIST, not an acoustic engineer, but maybe I can whip up something
that'll turn Sonar's power back on -- ". Of course Kyle soon learns that
Sonar is now one with his power and his attempt at stopping him fails. Sonar has
Kyle at his mercy. Last panel has Sonar ranting about stuff and comparing his
situation to Napoleon's when he was exiled from France. Meanwhile, a large shadowed
figure looms behind him. Page 16 - one page,
one panel. Sledge is smashing Sonar into the floor... BAM. The only words coming
from Sledge, "Aw, SHUDDUP!", and Sonar, "AAGH!". Page
17 - a five panel spread. Sledge hits Sonar again, real hard. So hard infact,
that he opens a hole in the floor, where he and Sonar disappear down into. Kyle's
looking down the hole, amazed by how deep it goes, when water starts rushing up
towards him. [[[ Man, I'm almost finished...
can't wait! ]]] Page 18 - a five panel spread
again. Water rushes in sweeping up the KO'd cons and our hero. Kyle creates a
deep sea diving suit for himself, then struggles with a tough choice. Go after
Sledge and Sonar, or save the drowning villains? Which will it be? Page
19 - a final six panel page to end this adventure. [[[ You'll all love the next
three pages! ]]] Kyle
conversing with warden Dunahy covers the first four panels. Kyle,
"... Not really much of a CHOICE at all. My first duty's to preserve the
lives of ANYONE in danger... even THEM. RELAX. Everything went down like we SAID.
The riot's over, no guards were hurt, and YOU get to take the credit. You're WELCOME,
by the way." Dunahy, " Hmf. Yeah,
okay... good job. But YOU also allowed two dangerous prisoners to escape. I'm
not taking the HEAT for that." Kyle,
" Look, warden, I searched the water as soon as everyone ELSE was SAFE. I
didn't find a thing. The current probably carried the remains out to DEEP WATER.
AS HARD as Sledge hit him, there's probably not enough LEFT of Sonar to fill a
thermos. I really doubt he SURVIVED. And as for Sledge, doesn't matter HOW big
he is, he can't breathe WATER. The big dope must've DROWNED. I don't think either
one of them is ever going to SURFACE again. Now I'd really like to stay here and
suck down more of your CIGAR SMOKE... but I'm going HOME." Of
course in the last two panels of this page, while Kyle is saying these last few
lines, Sledge pulls himself from the water onto a dock. [[[
Gods, we're almost done. Now watch how fast the next three pages go by.
]]] Page 20 - another five panel spread.
We see Donna leaving a note for Kyle , which she tapes onto his lantern before
exiting the apartment. Page 21 - a six panel
spread. The lantern begins to glow again, as it did briefly in the very beginning.
A yellow light bursts forth and a figure begins to take shape in the room. It
is all yellow and says, "Finally...". [[[ I say the same... FINALLY
only one more page to go. ]]] Page 22 -
one panel one page. It's Doctor Light, his only word, "... FREE."
NEXT: LET THERE BE LIGHT! +
+ + + + + + + So concludes the summarization
of Green Lantern#79(v.3). It DIDN'T come soon enough. The best part of this issue?
Other than the fact I don't have to read it EVER again... Dr. Light looks really
well drawn and inked, by Banks and Tanghal, on that last page. |